Christmas Machine

by Gordon Babycakes III

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Lyrics

We built a Christmas machine
Made for you and me
‘Cause we want Christmas all the time
‘Cause we want Christmas all the time

Ho ho ho ho

We built a Christmas machine
To light up houses and trees
‘Cause we want Christmas all the time
‘Cause we want Christmas all the time

We built a Christmas machine
We push around on skis
‘Cause we want Christmas all the time
‘Cause we want Christmas all the time

Ho ho ho ho

We built a Christmas machine
So it can snow when we please
‘Cause we want Christmas all the time
Yeah we want Christmas all the time

We’re not scientists
We just give a shit
So here comes Christmas all the time
Here comes Christmas all the time

Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Credits

Background vocals by Colleen McKenna

Gordon Babycakes III

Gordon Babycakes III is Steve Tartaglione, the founder of Weird But Good.